"These are all things you either obsessively fetishize, or make yourself grow to love."
Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Marilyn Manson, etc.
Don’t give anthropomorphic inanimate objects teeth.
Cheer up, their relationship lasted over seven years. They are not the first couple whose relationship broke after the fucking seven year.
once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”
and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”
AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU